Jager

A really cool guy that every girl wants to fuck. Owns a corvette and is a really hard worker. This man is going to be successful and rich. Everyone wants to be jager

Dude, be careful before jager takes yo bitch!

by TheRealBrianCornell March 5, 2024

Jaggerroach

Someone who is somewhat desperate and settles for an ugly significant other and who treats them poorly. A woman or man who dates below their league.

Wow! Her boyfriend is so ugly and mean she must be a Jaggerroach.

by kineticssand_ March 12, 2024

Jager

acknowledging that you can’t change a future situation and completely giving up.

“idk man but it looks like he’s gone jager”

“he knows what he’s doing. he’s in a jager state”

“bro he’s done for, he’s jager”

by Badwagon April 24, 2024

jaggering

v. Chaotically lunging about a stage trying to recreate the magic of the past. Done by aging singers, politicians, tycoons etc.

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Why are Trump and Biden still jaggering? Give it a rest men.

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

Jaeger

In D&D or other TTRPG, when a player is absent, he or she allows another player to play their character.

It derives from the movie "Pacific Rim". Jaegers are the giant mech humans use to control.

- "Hey Natalie, I'm absent next week, can you jaeger Nox for me?"
= "Sure! I'll jaeger him."

- "Listen! I do not want anyone jaegering my character... at all!! You'll do it wrong."

by BATMA17 November 23, 2024

Jagercranblemeisterade

When you mix Jagermeister with cranberry juice and Lemonade so that it tastes like coke

Wow! That really was a good Jagercranblemeisterade! It tasted just like coke!

by Jezmerrelda April 30, 2025

Jaygrifting

Putting forth a façade of a certain political viewpoint in order to garner attention, wealth, or both.

He was jaygrifting when he ran a fundraiser for a political candidate and chose to pocket the money.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025