Ice cream helmet

The cum residue on the tip of an uncircumcised penis.

Hey girls do you want to go to the Columbus Clippers game? Ice cream helmets are only $4.50 tonight!

by the phantom logger August 9, 2012

purple helmet

The head of yo dick that looks like a fireman's hat.

Dseeamn, Jim's mom polished Richard's purple helmet with her tongue and made that shit all shiny. Then she stuck it in her cunt..haha!

by peanut butter jelly March 12, 2003

Trojan War Helmet

resting one's testicles in another's eyesockets while receiving upside-down oral sex.

He did a Trojan War Helmet on her.

by Norristonian April 18, 2004

mushroom helmet

The head of a mans dick

Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?

by smitty December 20, 2002

Tennis helmet

When something is, like, incredibly gay, you can say that it's "as queer as a tennis helmet." Because they don't make tennis helmets. See also, football bat.

Your MicePace page is as queer as a tennis helmet. Change it, dude.

by panicBoy January 2, 2008

roman war helmet

after passing out, one puts his dick and balls and penis on top of the passed out victim, with his penis facing downward over his nose, thus creating a war helmet in Roman times

did u see that guy do a roman war helmet to that chick?

by mike b December 15, 2003

hellslut

A person who is more slutty then an average slut. These people sleep with more people then most sluts and are by far more annoying and bitchy.

"How many have Sammy and Haley been with?"

"I don't know like 20 or 30 each."

"Damn, they are hellslut's."

by Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck March 6, 2008