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Healslut 

A healslut is someone choosing the healer role in a game and acts out in roleplay in a submissive/dominant dynamic

Not to be confused with what the mc from redo of healer is, because that guy "heals" sluts in a more sadistic way while not fitting the role of a healslut as great as your next best mercy

Unless you're doing kinky sounds while healing, it's not going to be you

So pick a healer for gods sake and heal me you slut!
Me: I wonder what a healslut is... well time to hit up urban dictionary

Huh there is no definition?
Healslut: I'LL HEAL YOU DADDY ❤️

Me: thx?
Healslut: Tell me when you need more of my hot sticky fluid coming out of my staff~
Me: oh... I take my thx back
Healslut: I'd like you to take me back to the payload and damage me so my self healing ability activates~~
Me: Oh this is porn.
Healslut by glatzmatz May 20, 2024
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Healslut 

Healslut (noun, verb, lifestyle choice, inevitable fate)

A healslut is a person who thrives on keeping their team alive, often at the expense of their own dignity, patience, or sanity. Whether in MMOs, FPS games, or real life, a healslut is addicted to healing others, even if their party is full of ungrateful DPS gremlins and tanky meatheads who refuse to dodge mechanics.

While some healsluts embrace their role willingly, others find themselves dragged into the healer life against their will, forever bound to spamming cooldowns, being blamed for wipes, and screaming “I CAN’T HEAL STUPID” into the void.
Healslut
1. “I queued as DPS but got insta-popped as a healer. Guess I’m a healslut now.”
2. “That healslut just solo-carried the dungeon while the tank faceplanted into every AOE with her Lush 3 on MAX.”
3. “I tried to quit healing, but my squad was blue balled without me. Once a healslut, always a healslut.”
Healslut by Jade Ann Byrne February 5, 2025

Healslut 

Healslut (noun, verb, my entire existence, send help)

Hi, I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m a healslut. I didn’t choose this life; it chose me. One minute, I was minding my own business, maybe planning to DPS or—God forbid—tank. The next, I was Mercy pocketing some cracked-out Genji main who thinks “I need healing” is the only voice line in the game.

Being a healslut means I will heal you even if you don’t deserve it. It means watching my entire team face-tank an ult like they have plot armor, knowing full well they’ll blame me when we wipe. It means reviving the same dumbass twice, knowing damn well he’s about to die again.

But most of all, being a healslut means I care. Too much. It means I’ll heal through the pain, keeping my squad alive even as my soul withers away, because deep down, I know…

If I don’t do it, who will?
Healslut

1. “Oh, you wanna dive the entire enemy team alone? While you dial my parts, okay Fine. Guess I’m a healslut now.”
2. “I said I wasn’t healing today, but here I am, hard-pocketing another mid DPS double Lush embedded: Classic healslut move.”
3. “They were all whispering me explicitly @ me, but who got Play of the Game? That’s right. The healslut.”
Healslut by Jade Ann Byrne February 5, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026