pony helper 

1. young person who gives up their sunday afternoons to run round bushy park.

2. someone who enjoys cake / hot chocolate / donuts

3. a fat person

omg, charlotte is such a pony helper

pony helper by Charlotte Munt December 9, 2007

mushroom helper 

A nickname for the body-hugging little black deathsuit impregnated with mushroom spores to hasten one’s decomposition.

Upon my death I plan for my body to be placed into the ground, sans casket, in a simple suit I call the mushroom helper.

mushroom helper by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2019

Helper's Syndrome 

Miscommunication when a friend's attempt to comfort another (i.e. after a break-up) instead blames that person for being a dofus choosing poorly.

Helper's Syndrome caused Sanna to call my ex's "psychos" after I broke up. My girls aren't "psychos."

Helper's Syndrome by richardc020 April 17, 2009

Helpdesk

The infested rectum of a dead camel, where legions of undying techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only reprive being the mute button and the occasional 'actual' retard calling up providing entertainment

Helpdesk = Hell = Infested rectum of a dead camel

Helpdesk by Rob February 16, 2004

helpdesk

a place where the nhs keeps me.
like a monkey doing tricks with remote support for the brainless masses.

me (helpdesk operator): 'ok remote support is now starting'
brainless corporate stooge: oooooh it moves on its own
me: *smashing blunt intrument on face sounds*

helpdesk by gazzerama April 27, 2006

helpy 

Some who is trying to be helpful in a manner that is decidedly NOT helpful, and knows it. People being 'helpy' are often trolls. Word often used in a sarcastic or joking tone.

Person 1: "Can you help me move all these bags inside?"
Person 2: *moves one, very light, bag just inside the door*
Person 1: "Thanks, that was helpy"

Also - most responses to the "photoshop the sun between my fingers" request meme

helpy by Tesla727 May 30, 2016

helpdesk

We fix the things all the stupid fools with computers break

I don't understand how to operate my computer yet want it to do things that are impossible with the software I'm using. I know! I'll call the Helpdesk and make them do it for me!

helpdesk by Katt October 24, 2003