Grok

The sound one make's while being throated by a the member of the male sex; and/or facsimile.

Musk: I-I-I t-t-hink yeah, o-open pro-prob-probably two to thre-yeah-no-yeah-mmhmm yeah 2 micrometers.
Trumpopoline: 'grok' 'ssslllrrr 'grok' tu-tu-tu 'grok' grok' 'grok'

by StevenHuengusGrandmasterGoon June 27, 2025

Gooking

Gooking or to gook is the act of cooking but in a highly artful and successful way. Some home chefs cook up budget friendly and sub average meals for their families but some of us just absolutely gook. Gooked food is never raw in the middle or under cooked, never burnt or unappetizing. The food must be gooked to perfection, buttery and braised, sautéed and simmered, sensual and steaming. When you look over and see your Eshet Chayil gooking in the kitchen you might even feel a little gooked yourself.

To "Gook."

The food is finally "Gooked."

Sarah is "Gooking" up dinner right now.

You gooked that paella right up.

Don't flip the crepe until it's fully gooked.

Conversation:

A: WYD tn

B: Gookin

A: Dayum, what's on the menu
B: Come find out
A: Girl you best be gookin when I get there

B: Oh, it'll be gooked up for ya

Later...
A: Girl you really gooked tonight

B: I only gook like that for you
A: I'm gooked

by @sarahbellaweasley July 10, 2025

Gooking

When one goons and geeks out at the same time

"Yo bro, I'm totally gooking right now.."
"Let a homie hook out with you.."

by AlwaysMagic July 19, 2025

Grok

A group of people of Indian descent.

Man did you smell that grok we just walked past?

by Grokyoumustseethelight August 10, 2025

Grok Nonce

A nonce who asks Grok shit questions to be part of a noncey bandwagon.

Also, a lazy fucker who can't be bothered to search for information.

"Look at that fucking Grok Nonce, asking who his most famous follower is"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 11, 2025

Grok-bot

Grok-bot: (Noun) or (Adj.)
1) A fake artificial account on Elon Musk's X.

2) An AI bot on X.

3) Any form of artificial account on social media, especially X.
4) One of 1,000,000,000,000 bots on X.
5) A person that acts like a robot.

In a sentence: "Bob is brain dead after all that weed he smoked...he's a Grok-bot"
or:
"I was on X last night; I had to block 47 Grok-bots."

or (Adj.): someone cuts you of in traffic you yell: "You Grok-bot moron, what's wrong with you?"

by attack kitty 13 August 26, 2025

Gooked

When you're so geeked you get on some fuckshit n get cooked

"aw man im gooked"

by polar1s______ August 28, 2025