ghetto palace

A run-down house or building in the ghetto, neglected on the outside to avoid attracting attention, but redone like the Ritz hotel on the inside. For rich people who don't mind living in the ghetto.

He drove his piece-of-shit car up to his ghetto palace, awaiting a relaxing game from his plush-leather recliner while sipping 1897 malt liquor.

by Z July 19, 2004

ghetto sled

a car that is so ghetto that the driver might do better to ride in a shopping cart instead.

bitch be rollin up in his new ride like he hot shit, but that ghetto sled is lame on wheels.

by LiVee August 19, 2008

ghetto smurf

A Ghetto Smurf is a try hard "homie" "thug" person, who pretty much ranges from 8 ~ 18 yrs old and is most commonly short who wears bright baggy clothes and acts tough!!

Hey Sam, Look at that Ghetto Smurf over there, damn, whatta Lamar ~ he looks soo bad

by R'n'S August 3, 2003

ghetto gown

A t-shirt (often white, but may be any color) sized XXXL or larger. Often spoted under or near flat brims and shameful facial hair.

Dude X-"Dude that is the biggest shirt I've ever seen...damn you're the man!"

Dude Y-"Shits'hot right,son. Pssst...bid&tall store,don't tell nobody.

by blackbob August 2, 2005

Ghetto Name

A name given to a child by a parent who didn't know the traditional spelling (or chose to disregard it). For example, "Antwon" for "Antoine" or "Stefany" for "Stephanie." Most typically associated with the uneducated, but is also seen with new-agey types who decide thier kids should have a 'unique' name.

(can also be used as a verb, meaning to give a child such a name)

My dumbass cousin got knocked up at 15 and then ghetto-named her baby. She called it 'Syntheea,' because I guess she didn't know how to spell 'Cynthia.' What a ghetto name.

by PurpleNinjaGirl July 11, 2009

ghetto bird

police hellicopter.

we was gettin' chased by a ghetto bird,dogg.

by sky May 7, 2003

Ghetto Golf

Golfing where participants of the traditional foursome are replaced by drunken, foul mouthed, individuals. Traditional golf etiquette is replaced by constant heckling, the only exception being during a persons back swing.

While approaching the first tee of our last round of Ghetto Golf, Derek began bragging " I'm going to draw this ball right onto to the green". Dustin replied " No Fucking way bud, your going trees right!"

Lols abounded

Sure enough trees right, and the tone for the round was set

by DirtyDznuts November 21, 2011