forkening

To fork somebody is when you fuck somebody with a pitch fork. It is often something that dirty farmers and country folk indulge in. When forkening skinny bitches an ordinary kitchen fork may be used.

I gave your mam the best damn forkening she'd ever had. I forkened her in every hole till she bled all over your bedroom floor.

by farmer joe May 5, 2008

forkin' spoon

Fork and spoon, which, when said in a British accent, sounds a lot like "fuckin' spoon".

"God, that Sciecne test was such a bitch!"
"I know, what a forkin' spoon!"

by A Blair Person February 7, 2009

Donkey Forker

Donkey Forker is a Phrase that is used when your makeing fun of someone, meaning that they fork donkeys... Forker meaning Fucker, and Donkey meaning A Live Donkey.

"I only work with my monkeys"(scientist)

"Oh really my friend here works with donkeys, he’s a donkey forker, you both should go on a double date with your animals"(bob)

"Shut up"(Steve)

by Cargen August 15, 2006

fork

an eating utensil........

i ate my cake with a fork

by me,so wut? September 25, 2003

forgy

A skinny white man that plays flute and does crossword puzzles. May also love maple cotton candy.

Look over there! Forgy is doing another crossword puzzle.

by 3===D--___ September 30, 2006

forking

Simply put: fucking. Slightly more socially acceptable in the presence of elders.

I thought we were just cuddling last night, but she couldn't wait to get to forking.

by Giant Peach December 28, 2005

Fork

A very small truck, made in mass production by Chevrolet. The Fork was not allowed on the roads, as it was made like a Powerwheels, and it was powered by 3 9-volt batteries. All of the detailing on the interior and exterior were stickers. There were no seatbelts, and anyone over the age of 6 could not fit in one, however a driver's liscence was required to drive one.
Obviously the Fork was a huge success internationally, boasting an unbeatable $400 price tag. The Forks have recently been legalized on the roads, and they are being driven by everyone, since they are very uncomfortable, small, plastic and a great way to stop pollution.

Forks are the best way to go to work in style. Especially if you are a 55 year old business man. Way to take initiative, you old fock, you!

by Arcwhite February 25, 2004