English

It is the worst subject in the world. People who learn this language hate it and people who are English and have English lessons hate it too. It starts to teach you how to speak and seems necessary but once you get to secondary it is just there to annoy you and get you to write analytical paragraphs.

English is the best. (Person who said that gets punched).

by English sucks lol November 21, 2020

Englishization

Translation from any language into english in a perfect way.

First used by: O.Elsawwah.

This French article needs englishization before we add it into our newspaper.

by Osama Elsawwah December 17, 2020

English Blumpki

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the man is stradling the toilet backwards like a cool teacher, ass sticking out, with his hard dick pissing inside the water - jet-streaming, while a woman eats his ass.

"Oh, you're having an english muffin for breakfast? That reminds me of yesterday when your mom gave me an english blumpkin."

by Shpoofy August 5, 2021

English Martin

A stereotypical Yorkshire man who is intent on hiding his true heritage. Usually a bit of a prick, shit at fifa

Met this guy the other night saying he was Scottish, the guy was a proper English martin

by #nottony September 9, 2021

English Class

Complete and absolute hell.

The english class was hell.

by Yeee boiiiii November 11, 2021

English welcome

Stabbing someone in response to something

Some guy tried grabbing me so I gave him an English welcome

by Oogalicious December 20, 2021

english kid

insufferable teenagers (generally high schoolers) who adore English class, literature, and writing. They tend to participate enthusiastically in English classes and may have an affinity with the instructor.

"Wow, you spoke so much in class today during the class discussion on Jane Eyre"
"Well, you know I am an English Kid at heart...my mind was simply bursting with ideas that I felt compelled to share!"

by poopnugget with fart sauce March 21, 2022