Cuntstruction

An obstruction or blockage leading to the cunt. Such as a period pad, tampon, douche, dildo, chastity belt and or granny panties. Also see cock block, clam jam, tuna hamper and vaginal deflection.

"Jon was excited to make love to Jane but was experiencing (Cuntstruction) while trying to achieve her cunt".

by Crazy_Bout_Tacos July 29, 2017

demon cunt

An educated woman who lies as easily as she breathes, often for no reason other than to prove to herself she can. A demon cunt often has a high income, accompanied by a lack of self-respect.

Also referred to as a demon pig.

Did you hear about my mistress? She lied to me about her job, her education, where she lived and who she lived with.
What a demon cunt!

by Truth Hurts Sometimes November 1, 2013

talentless cunt

a person (often a woman) who lacks talent yet feels that they are entitled to special treatment, as if they were talented.

Chelsea Handler Justin Bieber Bono Elisabeth Hasselbeck talentless cunt

by Marol February 23, 2011

cunt stack

Two bisexual chicks, one laying on the bed, and the other laying on top of her, face to face, making out. This provides a convenient and pecker pleasing cunt stack for the man to alternately tap on at his penis tingling leisure.

Once I started to cum, I hugged the Olsen twins very tightly around the waist and popped back and forth from one twat to the other for about 6 cum blasts apiece. It was the best cunt stack I ever fucked!

by Mike Bozdog June 19, 2006

Munted Cunt

Generally an ugly person but when it goes to the extent where you fear to see the person we call them munted this can also include being short/ugly and also other fucked up features about a person such as a fucked voice and massive ego for ones munted nature.

Did you see that guy at the bar hitting on Lindsey, yeah mate thats Fizz he is such a munted cunt.

by RØcky November 18, 2011

cunt juice

A liquid that drips or sprays from a wet pussy, especially when a woman is sexually aroused.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Cunt Hair

A unit of Measure that means small, but actual Value depends on Application

Presion machinist says "I need to shave a cunt hair off this part" .0001 inch
Carpenter Says "I need to bang that stud a cunt hair to the left" .25 inch
Astronmer says That Astroid missed the planet by a cunt hair" 60,000 miles

by Sitazencain September 25, 2008