Cumservative: A person who willingly and knowingly sucks a Trump supporting cuckservative's cock, for better or worse (usually worse, as per usual in situations involving racist ignorant rape enabling bigoted narcissists and fiscally incompetent psychopathic child murderers).
We all loved 57 year old Mary until we found out she was a cumservative dipshit. Apparently this 72 year old cuckservative Trump supporter, who riddled himself with massive debts he had no way of paying off by purchasing various superfluous novelty items such as a $30,000+ powerboat, and an entry-level but still very expensive almost new Mercedes in his early 60’s (despite lacking the proper skills, intelligence, dedication, and career to successfully, selfishly and needlessly purchase such purposeless things) had the hots for her and she dropped her panties almost instantly upon seeing his (observably presented as a deserved and outright owned) collection of expensive toys and classicly white & privileged displays of affluence. Well poor Mary being the sucker for deluded and incompetent backwoods redneck blue collar trust fund baby boomer pigfuckers she is, ended paying all his debts with her deceased ex-Air Force husbands massive fortune, and now they go to MAGA rallys at least once a year in between the other 364 days a year of golfing and masturbating to Fox news and whatever casually racist murder porn is on that night.
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Guy1: "Bro, my balls hurt from hanging heavy. My slut bailed out on me again."
Guy2: "That slut's fucked up."
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