Wank Crank

One's Elbow

I was about to blow klum but got a strange pain in my wank crank

by so's your face October 16, 2008

hand crank

Rhyming slang for Yank or Wank {which is the cut down version of wanker}which turns out to be the same thing

Imagine doing the hand crank motion with your hand whilst thinking of a yank ....see wank and yank = the same thing ;o) who says us limeys dont rule the waves :0)

by Itchy-Muff June 18, 2004

sleep crank

To masturbate while sleeping. As pioneered by the BDF in Coffs Harbour 2006.

I woke up in the mille of the night to hear the BDF sleep cranking!

by Shane Bridges September 15, 2006

Reverse crank call

Answering a phone call from a known telemarketer with expletives and yelling.

Answering phone call: "THIS BETTER BE GOOD, JERKY!"
Known telemarketer on phone: "may I speak to Joe? I have important information for him"
Reverse crank call: "NO! ARE YOU HIGH OR JUST STUPID? I AM INCLINED TOWARD THE LATTER, JERKY! AND STOP CALLING ME!"
hang up

by el burro June 23, 2012

Pony Crank

When You see someting SOOOOO horrable you are just paralized.

I was pony cranked when I saw Frankenmaggie.

When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.

by Jake June 27, 2004

neck crank

A neck crank is the act of applying friction with one's hand on the back of someone else's neck. This act is usually done in response to an idiotic remark or statement.

Person 1: "Cody Bryant is the best player in the NBA!"
Person 2: "His name is Kobe Bryant. That's a neck crank"
*Person 2 performs neck crank on person 1's neck.*

by whitestblackguy June 13, 2008

Anne Crank

Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”

Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.

Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.

Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!

Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.

Example 4: I’m still a virgin at 47 so all I can do is have an Anne Crank.

by JittyMan November 1, 2022