Cooper

Owner of a large lube franchise
Covered under the F.B.I cooper will take dead bodies and turn them into lube in his lube factory

Gay man1: hey did you bring the lube?
Gay man2: nah I forgot. Let me buy some
Gay man 1: I heard cooper sells lube for 20$ a gallon
Gay man2:That’s a bargain!

by Bostoncreampies March 19, 2024

Cooper

The Coopers with mullets usually suck on the sack of mutual friends and wanna fight everyone

“did you hear what cooper said?”
“yeah i know, that cunts a lick nuts”

by Cooper Bitch November 23, 2021

Mr. Cooper

a nice ass mf teacher that gives assignments on convenient dates and makes homework due three days later

Good thing Mr. Cooper assigns CK12 on Friday and makes it due Monday at 11:59 PM, I wanna spend my weekend

by nugget_ October 26, 2020

Coopering

The act of snooping the hallways of a school, to find students who are skipping classes.

He was coopering the hallways for us.

by Tired Student June 23, 2014

Cooper

a cooper is someone who gets with every girl possible and is also an asshole. If you meet a cooper you probably want to run for the hills as fast as possible.

ooo he’s cute, yeah but he’s a cooper so it wouldn’t work he’s awful

by c3lly July 30, 2022

Mr. Cooper

tall math teacher big beard. looks bad w/o one
slightly unhinged and bipolar
married

big football guy

overall, cool math guy

Guy “yo it’s Mr. Cooper!”
C-dawg “don’t call me that.”

by blerrrrp June 16, 2022

Super Cooper

A weed strain made from space cakes, white zookies, and cherry lemon gelato. Created by the infamous Coopdogg. So potent you will literally forget how to walk. One of the best strains!

Friend: dude are you ok? You’ve been sitting on that swing for 15 minutes.
Me(unable to move): that Super Cooper was so strong I literally don’t know how to move

by Lego nerd May 28, 2025