chocolate chapstick

When you pull your penis out of your girlfriend/boyfriends anus and wipe it on their lips.

Chad pulled out of Beths ass and gave her the Chocolate Chapstick.

by Cornhusker July 6, 2007

Chaps with cracks

The background is me n my mate.
A male with a pussy and he could have female reproductive organs.

person 1 "your a nob"
person 2 "well your dads/mum is a chap wid a crack"

by Ben n brook December 11, 2004

caps lock angry

Writing texts, emails or messages in caps lock to show you are shouting or angry at someone.

Don't go all caps lock angry on me

by bellyjelly February 23, 2011

capslocalypse

Talking in all caps lock for an extended period of time, without interruption.

Person321: YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
Person321: LIKE
Person321: OH
Person321: MY
Person321: GOD
Bucky: woah, capslocalypse alert

by prollygon July 5, 2011

capslock

To be over-stated, gaudy, flashy or loud about something.

I really like this pink Hello Kitty microwave, but I don't wan't to be all capslock about my love for her.

by StillAlicia August 12, 2011

homemade chapstick

a greasy wax-like mixture of dead skin, sweat, grease, dirt,lint, etc... that collects in a persons butt crack after not bathing for a while.

supposedly it can be used as lip balm for dry lips due to its oily/greasy texture and content.

my lips were hurting real bad, so i had to use some of my homemade chapstick

by t.v.saiditwasok December 30, 2008

No-Caps Syndrome

When a person writes many illegible, rushed text messages. They lose all meaning on the concept of "Capital Letters" for not just texting, but school and work also.

Girl 1: Sheila just got fired from being an author for having No-Caps Syndrome!
Girl 2: Wait, how did she get hired in the first place?
Girl 1: No idea, maybe something about workplace equality, somewhere around that area.

by Cam12364 March 18, 2015