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chander

guy 1: did chelsea just pussy slap you?
guy 2: yeah shes such a chander.
by spewkyboi October 25, 2018
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Chanel

Chanel is a really uncommon name for a male he is a tall handsome guy loved by most secretly cuz hes a mighty jerk and doesnt want anyone to get close he has a rather short temper but when he smiles he brings the most happy and fun vibe not to mention its also breathtaking for any girl even if they're haters and also he has the most perfect eyebrows that nobody in the universe is as perfect as
Inner thoughts of a girl: omg chanel is so hot i wish he would look at me'^'
Chanel: waddaya lookin at b*tch

Inner thoughts of girl:welp at least he looked at me:)
by Vicelorrds June 20, 2017
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canse

Canse is the Australian word for Cancer, meaning that something is bad.
"Can you hear me?" "The WiFi in here in canse"
by mcpheematt May 25, 2018
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Shanghai Chandelier

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer EXCEPT the gentleman will dangle his newly grown tail over the lady's chest in anticipation of the drop. Thus creating a chandelier effect. This maneuver should only be attempted by professionals. If you clip too soon, you may ruin the suspense. Too late and you may start losing shards of your "chandelier"
If you're getting bored with the Cleveland Steamer spice it up a bit with the ol' Shanghai Chandelier. BAM!
by poopschmit July 1, 2008
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Cloudy with a slight chance of stupid

A forecast of bad decisions revolving around cloud technologies by naïve Information Technology Management.

You will often hear these “Cloud Geeks” spouting off about all of the latest cloud information from the latest CIO Magazine, which usually includes buzz words like Cloudtopia and Cloudmosphere.
Engineer 1 - Did you hear that the CIO wants to put everything in the cloud?

Engineer 2 - Yaw, he has been saying that for the last year....what a cloud geek!

Engineer 1 - If he gets his way, this could be disasterous. Do you think he is really going to go through with it?

Engineer 2 - I predict that it is going to be Cloudy with a slight chance of Stupid!
by archyis September 24, 2009
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chanel

A mixture of flamable chemicals and scents that French prostitutes use to cover up the stench of fart they dropped through eating too much Garlic, snails, and Frogs Legs.
Rasp!!!
Phwoarrr! Eh - dont worry about it Monsieur Le Fopp
I will break out ze Chanel to cover up ze stink!
by Giant Condom October 25, 2007
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[chance]

Chance does not exist.

Every decision we make in life is strategic and catastrophic to our future.

Missed opportunities are unexcusable.
I would say we met by chance but then I'd just be talking nonsense and looking at a smaller, more naive picture.
by wnk January 4, 2009
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