N card

Is when a black person allows a white person to say nigga without it being told to be racist

J : hey my nigga
K : bro that's racist !
J : nah jay gave me a n card

K : Ar right

by colourful bird Oioi September 25, 2016

Firearm Identification Card

The asinine requirement to purchase a firearm (rifle or shotgun), ammunition or even BB guns in the People's Republic of New Jersey. Although not technically required for possession of such items, it does, as a generality, serve as a de facto proof of being "eligible" to possess firearms. Application for FID is typically made to the law enforcement agency at which one resides. Non residents apply at the nearest NJSP trooper barracks. The process is highly intrusive and involves signing a waiver to allow disclosure of mental health information to determine eligibility and the providing of references who must attest to the "fitness" of the applicant.

The process is supposed to take no more than 30 days, but do to prevailing anti 2nd amendment attitudes and sentiments held by most law enforcement agencies, it can take, in some cases, upwards of a year to be issued one; other localities, more accepting of the second amendment will issue within 30 days. In addition, there are multiple cases of denial for "arbitrary" and vague reasons, often termed as "public health and safety".

Oh you want to buy this gun, ok, let me see your Firearm Identification Card before we can proceed with this sale.

Oh, you want to apply for a FID. Here sign this mental health waiver and we'll hopefully issue your card in the next year or so.

LEO- Let me see your FID.

Law abiding citizen-Sir, respectfully, I do not need a FID since I am in possession under one of the exemptions provided for by NJ law.

LEO-Get the fuck out of the car and get on the ground!!!!! You cannot possess a firearm without a FID!!!!!

by LONFOG April 10, 2010

Get Out of Virginity Free Card

A person who has expressed a liking for you, and who you could (If you are a Virgin) shag if you wanted to, but you feel that:
a) You could do better than that person
b) Don't particularly trust them to take your virginity
c) They're a slut/whore/slag

Dave: "Hey, Mike, How'd things go with you and Katie go last night? I saw you walking upstairs with her..."
Mike: "Haha, not much, dude. We talked for ages but I think she's gonna be my "Get out of virginity free card" for a while"

by Mallowman87 March 1, 2008

Katrina card

The debit card provided by FEMA after natural or man-made disasters that can be used to purchase needed items not covered by insurance.

Although named after Hurricane Katrina,this card is found anywhere a disaster occurs.

Some purchases the card can be(and are) used for:

hotel rooms, food, clothing, toiletries, school supplies, gasoline, crack, meth, marijuana, prostitutes (male and female), alcohol, automobiles and many other things too numerous too mention.

" I didn't have no money to give your mama after she sucked me off, so i gave her what was left on my Katrina card."

by Dr Freeze August 30, 2008

Card-captors

The best Cartoon cn the planet, even if it is dubbed by ass-hole Americans who think us Canadians still live in igloos.

The Cartoon Cardcaptor Sakura is the original version.

by Sakura Avalon January 10, 2005

CardCaptors

A crappy anime with stupid chracters and bad music. whereas Card Captor Sakura is very good anime.

loser 1:Hey let's go watch Cardcaptors.
losor 2:After that we'll watch MTV and go support George Bush.
loser 1: yeah!

by Robert July 7, 2004

kill card

Not to be confused with outs, a card in poker that would guarantee a player the winning hand.

Friend: "I can't believe he sucked out on you that hand!"

Player: "Yeah, even though I flopped the flush, he did have a set and 7 kill cards to make his full house."

by D H July 7, 2007