Caffeine Warrior

A person, typically between the ages 13 and 19, who consumes an unhealthy amount of caffeine thinking it will help them tryhard better in first person shooter games

Dude Insert Username is such a Caffeine warrior poor guy's gonna have a heart attack if he keeps it up, your health is more important than your skills in a video game.

by o_aoo February 18, 2021

Caffeine Bladder

Slang, the constant need to urinate due to excessive caffeine consumption

I need to relieve myself. Again? Yes I have caffeine bladder

by OldDogg January 17, 2021

Caffeine Cuck

Someone who relies on caffeine in the morning in order to wake up/be reasonable; someone who can’t function without caffeine.

I can’t believe this guy uses drugs to wake up. A real caffeine cuck lemme tell ya.

by Djnyancatz June 29, 2021

Caffed

Getting completed and totally falling down drunk. Usually after numerous shots

Went out last night and got completely Caffed.

by Spuddly July 25, 2021

Caffeine_wh0r3

Raccoon that cries a lot and breaks remotes in half. They are obsessed with mushrooms and are in love with a rat named Reggie.

“I saw Caffeine_wh0r3 on the side of the road with Reggie the other day.”

by RustySweeto August 6, 2021

Caffeinelibrium

when you're equilibrium is off due to lack of caffeine

I lost my balance cause of caffeinelibrium

by KRSG October 30, 2021

Caffeine

Coffee

I'm need some caffeine for work

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021