Calcutta Credit

Retail slang for someone of Indian (India) decent who constantly returns items then repurchases merchandise with issued store credits, and repeats the process over and over.

That last customer used Calcutta Credit to buy the blender, we'll probably see it back next month so they can get something else.

by Beatlesguy December 3, 2013

alabama credit card

6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)

We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.

by cabinjohn July 4, 2016

Christ credit

Similar to high school credits, but a revised version under Betsy DeVoss after eliminating public schooling and making all eduaction privitized religious acadamies.

Timmy, you need to buckle down, you're short on your christ credits and are not going to graduate without improvement!

by Steffanzo February 21, 2017

secured credit card

A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.

"You don't have a credit history? Let me help you by applying you to a secured credit card"

by Polokid246 April 20, 2018

Furry Credit Card

When a women uses someone who wants to have sex with her for goods or services.

Becky is broke but she'll use that "Furry Credit Card " to smoke out tonight.

Damn Becky you look good ,we definitely getting free drinks on the "Furry Credit Card" tonight!

Becky has been uses the "Furry Credit Card" to get rides to work all week!

by Dusty Nuggets June 4, 2018

revolving credit

The "extra chance" or "new lease on life" that you get each time the revolver clicks harmlessly on an empty chamber when playing Russian roulette.

Revolving credit only works for so long, and then you eventually get hit by the door on your way through --- that really happened, y' know --- a revolving door actually "pancaked" and smashed someone between the shattered glass panels! You can look up "Freak Accident With Glass Revolving Door" on YouTube.

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

flat credit

Flat credit is a specific representation of mutual credit in which the point of sale is a unit of currency.

Flat credit is also called "blockchain syndicalism."

Flat credit treats each metalink from the Internet as a unit of currency.

by tomorrowtomorrow October 12, 2018