Music and Porn Computer

An old laptop or desktop computer used soley for downloading shady porn and illegal music so as not to lose anythign important if and when it gets hit with a nasty virus.

Yo Giselle why you got two computers?

This laptop is where I do all of my importnat stuff like keep track of hair and nail appointments. And this one is my music and porn computer where I store all my pics from Tom's secret locker room cam.

by artgod33 February 20, 2009

apple computer

Over-priced computers that are generally slow and that are not based on the Windows OS (unless you use its boot camp utility which basically rips Microsoft off). People who actually know things about computers usually avoid these.

Man, that Apple Computer sucks balls!

by cough007 May 7, 2007

apple computer

A pussy user-friendly computer.

Only losers use apple computers.

by KLC July 3, 2003

apple computer

a computer that is made of apple

this apple computer doesnt work. perhaps it is Bcoz it is made of apple.

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

apple computer

A piece of junk, often used as a doorstop or paper weight. Also see wordshit/word or wordcrap/word.

I'll trade you this paperclip for that apple computer.

by Wiseguy June 29, 2003

apple computer

An overpriced and underpowered piece of crap. A silly device that the owners of claim is faster than anyone elses computer but, will cheat on benchmarks.

ooow my G5 is so much faster when I optimize the OS to run only the benchmark and nothing else (apple users all ware clown shoes)

by Anonymous July 4, 2003

apple computer

computers for the 21st century

"Apple Computer may have screwed up a few times over the years, but at least they knew the century was going to end."
Douglas Adams on Y2K

by some1else July 5, 2003