wake'n'bake

to hit a bong or pipe filled pot directly after opening your eyes. usually while still in bed. usually someone else pushes pipe in your face.

i was dead all day from the wake'n'bake this afternoon.

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

Bakersfield

A tweaker-infested, stretched-out town with overbearing heat located in the desert of central California. For having about as gross of nature as Rosie O'Donnell's sweaty crotch, Bakersfield has almost half a million victims to it's polluted, gang-infested shit-hole. It is rumored that once you move there, you never can escape it's magnetic pull, and your life will never reach its full potential.

"I heard that my drug dealer moved to Bakersfield from L.A. Now I have to find a new contact. Shouldn't be too hard."

by Zandroid September 11, 2012

Bake

Northern Irish slang for mouth or the whole face.

You've a bake on ye like a question mark!

Bake buckled clean off ye, crazy-face!

by clarkekentyboy April 22, 2009

baked bread feet

When obese woman who have fat in the cankle/foot area where pumps or any strap shoe and the fat is squeezed between the opening of the shoe. Generally very unpleasant to view. It looks as if bread does after it is baked. Hence the name.

*also see cankle
I'm suddenly not in the mood for bread after seeing her baked bread feet

by ... April 25, 2005

Bakeder

Being more baked (high) than someone.

Pfft Chris I'm waaaay more bakeder than you are man

by John_R October 27, 2007

baked baby

Cooking a baby in a microwave until it explodes.

Fred:What do you want for dinner?
Bob:Baked Baby

by brettmobile1 March 27, 2009

baked brown betty

literally: a large, lumpy, generally amorphus baked good.

in "urban" speak: descriptive of the view of a girl from behind. Not just the ass, but the entire view.

a girl with a "backside like baked brown betty" is only has to be a little bit chubby. The backside is riddled with any of the following flaws:

back boobs
puffy shoulders
muffin top
complete lack of ass- (waist wider than hips)

Oh snap, shawty's got a backside like baked brown betty. that's just a shame.

by TreeWeezel November 23, 2010