barbernastics

The unnatural and often painful contortions a barber is forced into when the client refuses to sit in the properly and hold the fuck still.

barber1 - I have to leave early today.
barber2 - Sure, what's up?
barber1 - The barbernastics I was forced into yesterday really fucked up my back.

by sassyred November 5, 2014

barbecue muffin

The act of pouring barbecue sauce on a woman's vagina before going down on her.

Jerry got bored with his wife's tasteless vagina, so he gave her a barbecue muffin to spice things up.

by Crunchy Dark April 28, 2014

barbette

A small jab that's not egregious enough to call the speaker on, but still sharp enough to sting

Aunt Jean commented snidely on my blouse, but it was a barbette, so I couldn't call the old bitch on it.

by barebones July 24, 2015

Barged

Barged - Slang - (v.) To move an apartment on to a shipping barge without alerting the tenant

My friend was barged last night. Didn't find out until this morning, when he found himself in the middle of the Atlantic.

by bobson538 January 27, 2016

Barbequeish

Not necessarily BBQ but having the taste of it

General TSO's taste Barbequeish more than Kung Pao chicken

by DJDontstop June 13, 2016

barbers treatment

You and your barber touching eatch others dicks.

"Do you guys do the barbers treatment"
"Yeah son we booling"

by Asikxd December 11, 2016

Barbeli

A unique name that barely anyone can pronounce correctly. She is always ready for the spotlight and will dazzle anyone looking for excitement. Like her name she is genuinely unique. Not like other people who claim to be unique but are just boring attention whores. Barbeli doesn't need to sell herself because people are drawn to her magnetic ways and find it hard to stay away from her.

Barbeli is like what I imagine a real unicorn would be. Colorful, beautiful, majestic and just fucking awesome.

by Barbaliciousness December 20, 2016