alcoholic

What people who don't know how to have a good time call those that do.

I'm not an alcoholic, I just know how to have a good time.

by Nicko March 24, 2003

alcohol

One of the select few legal drugs.

100x more people die every year from alcohol than from all illegal drugs combined.

Alcohol can be a huge amount of fun, though.

zomg!!1111! i nvr wud do heroins they make u addikted after 1 time and u die so stoopid

lets drnk alcohol

by sanfud n sun October 31, 2007

alcohol

The greatest tool every created. The key is not to intake it at parties, but encourage every one else to drink freely. This way, your clear and sober mind will quickly become surrounded by drunk idiots, and you can take advantage of each and every one of them. If you're an ugly dude, no worries, a little alcohol will totally change a girls view on you. Same goes for girls, if you give a guy a couple of brews, he will hit anything that moves.

There is a difference between refraining from drinking and being the designated driver, the latter being the equivalent of being the party's bitch.

Hey man, stop smoking that reefer and have some alochol, the choice of champions.

by Regular John June 13, 2004

alcorub

a slang term for isopropyl or rubbing alcohol.

I don't want to put alcorub on my cut. because it burns.

by BOOKMAN September 8, 2005

alcodextrous

Being able to drink any kind of alcohol.

"What would you like to drink, liquor or beer?"

"Either one, I'm alcodextrous."

by AAI April 13, 2007

alcophobia

N: A sickness describing someone who is irrationally afraid of drinking booze.

Jimmy doesn't party because he suffers from alcophobia.

by Bart Wolek August 25, 2007

Alcatraz ascot

Hangman's noose. to hang someone. Choke someone out. Choke.

Saddam Hussein wore an Alcatraz ascot on his way outta here. "...If they catch that fool, somebody's gonna check that neck with a Alcatraz ascot." "...look, on the sidelines appears Bears QB Rex Grossman is fitting himself with his 4th qtr Alcatraz ascot as he prepares to enter the game..."

by hanxta December 30, 2007