bum sprain

To be suffering pain in the bum brought on through either too much of or non use of the bum.

God damn! This bum sprain is killing me. I need to stand up/sit down.

by TheWizeMan July 31, 2017

Bum Fritter

aka, a stool, or dump

jamie laid a steaming bum fritter on chris's chest

by christopher prince August 12, 2008

Bum Beard

The filthy mess where scat gathers in under your asshole ready to be eaten

Will: Hey Ewan where is Ollie? He needs to play squads
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones

by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019

bum muff

the muff which surround the anal regions of the anus

"yo man that ho had so much bum muff i had to brush my teef for hours bruv"

"yo mama is just a walkin pile of bum muff. End of biatch!"

by mcfierce September 1, 2008

bum sniper

When you perfectly aim your penis to go straight into her anal cavity. Can take many years to master.

'Hey Tina, I had a great time with Derek, he's a real bum sniper'

by aljdbeidsidb April 18, 2016

Yoon Bum

Yoon Bum is the main character from the manhwa Killing Stalking. He lost both of his parents when he was a little kid, he was then given to his stinky uncle and grandma wo lived in a poor household, Bum had to sleep on the ground and he was being abused, starved, and raped every day by his overweight uncle for years. He was also bullied in school and never had friends and then he was sexually abused in military. As if that wasn't already bad enough, Sangwoo then kidnapped Bum and verbally abused Bum for months. Bum's whole life was basically hell and all he ever wanted was for someone to love him for once. He received his first present ever when he was 28 YEARS OLD. This poor abused boy never had anything nice happening to him.

Yoon Bum is a lifelong abuse and rape victim who deserved so much better, preferably lots of hugs, therapy, and pet frogs (He loves frogs)
His name makes totally sense when you see his bum btw

by xosspas August 12, 2021

bum delusions

1. the false belief that one has a nice bum

2. a belief which often causes one to flaunt their botton, when it in fact ought to be modestly covered

Sarah's sudden appearance at work in a pair of tights caught her co-workers off-guard, who were surprised that such a sensible woman had bum delusions.

by modesta March 30, 2011