An individual who is completely oblivious to the awkward and often offensive nature of his behavior and style. Due to his high level of confidence and willingness to embrace new styles and personas with ease, unsuspecting bystanders may find themselves strangely attracted to the douche canoe. This is due to his vortex of douche upon which he proudly paddles through life.
Terry pulled up to the stoplight in his blacked out Mercedes and took a long drag off his vape pen. He turned toward his girlfriend and blew a great cloud of smoke into her face blocking her view while he winked and blew a kiss at her cousin riding in the back seat.
Sandy, I told you to get rid of this douche canoe. He is such a creep!
Sandy, I told you to get rid of this douche canoe. He is such a creep!
by Steve's Buddy Tim October 26, 2015
Get the douche canoemug. 1. (n) Used to describe something so foul or unclean that a single douche would not be sufficient to clean it; a general term of disparagement.
2. (n) Two consecutive douches.
3. (n) A female with whom you wouldn't have sexual intercourse unless she had been given two consecutive douches.
2. (n) Two consecutive douches.
3. (n) A female with whom you wouldn't have sexual intercourse unless she had been given two consecutive douches.
1. It wasn't until Alfonso stole my girlfriend that I realized he was a double douche.
2. Betty is nasty; she needs a double douche.
3. No I didn't have sex with Betty; she's a double douche.
2. Betty is nasty; she needs a double douche.
3. No I didn't have sex with Betty; she's a double douche.
by CJF June 4, 2005
Get the double douchemug. A derogatory term used to describe an ex boyfriend/girlfriend or ex husband/wife. Could also be used to describe someone who has done you wrong. Or just plain stupid people.
by Rachel Steinberg October 24, 2006
Get the douche candymug. Any person unfortunately possessing characteristics of both a complete idiot and an asshole. They typically have no brain and or common sense and tend to get on people's bad sides with their impeccable stupidity.
by natedog2010 July 5, 2009
Get the douche-tardmug. when complete a level of a game (Co-op) you kill the other person at the last minute or if someone takes a weapon then you kill them for it.
(Created in farcry when playing escape map with friends and at the end my friend killed me and his character had a big smile on his face)
(Created in farcry when playing escape map with friends and at the end my friend killed me and his character had a big smile on his face)
in halo you pick up a sniper then some one kills you takes it then tea bags you.
That is 'Happy Douching'
That is 'Happy Douching'
by BluesBoy18 October 19, 2010
Get the Happy Douchingmug. The throwing of douche bags(the actual item not a human who acts like a douche). One of the games adults played in high middle ages, it is to much for kids to be seeing in text books, that is why you never see it in text books.
by MM Rawr October 24, 2009
Get the douche tossmug. by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2019
Get the Deutsche Douchemug.