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waiting for a friend 

the act of meeting or seeking partners for anonymous public tomfoolery; may also imply impishness
"I saw Dave Barrow acting the fool at the mall. He says he was waiting for a friend."

Third Best Friend 

It is that person who just shows up everywhere you go. He or she has not been invited, but they listen to your conversation and keep showing up. You never ask them to do anything, but at some point they do something useful, like cover your movie ticket, or the cost of snack. You do not really want to hang out with that person but for some reason, they are always around. You ask your other two friends who invited the fourth person and neither of them have invited that person either.

Also know as a tag along.
Allison: (whispers) Did you invite Drew to hang with us?
Bobbi: (whispers) Not me. I thought s/he was your friend? Didn't you invite him/her?
Courtney: (whispers) I thought s/he was your friend. I did not invite him/her.
Allison: (whispers) At least s/he brought snacks. I guess s/he is our third best friend. We will let him/her stick around. Allison: (yelling toward Drew) Hey Drew, can you bring some red vines next time?

Designated Fruity Friend (DFF) 

A friend in the group who, while not necessarily being gay or any other LGBT+ subtype (although commonly a bisexual man) behaved in a way similar to the stereotypical idea of a gay friend. Most often referring to a male in a group of one or more female friends, and act as fashion consultant, chick flick movie buddy, late night emotional support, and most other stereotypical gay character traits commonly associated with homosexual men/heterosexual female friendships.

Similar to Designated Gay Best Friend or DGBF, but less specific to include any friend who fits gay stereotypes, regardless of their sexual orientation.
A lot of people ask me if he’s my boyfriend, but he’s my bestie, and he’s friends with all of my friends, so he’s the Designated Fruity Friend (DFF), and he’s just one of the girls!

Hug guy friend 

Hug all the homies
On February 11 you must give all are guy friends a hug for on hug guy friend
Hug guy friend by February 11 December 8, 2019

a pig friend 

A friend that eats all your food but ensure you food for the rest of your life, a friend that is there for you at any second or time. That one friend that loves you the most.
"Hi, Sara, I just found out Marie is a pig friend"
"Of course she is, she always eats your food but always shares hers"
a pig friend by Saratulooo December 22, 2019

as a friend 

The meaning of as a friend is “I love you as a friend” ! Mainly used by the gods themselves, gerb and Apollo.
Apollo: You Are So Cool!
Gerb: As A Friend!
as a friend by ApolloXIIV January 18, 2020