Brother Brown

Professional slop boy. First person drunk at every party. Has an unresistable hankering for Fireball whiskey. Can be identified at any social gathering with a white nike baseball cap.

Man, you are looking worse than brother brown right now!

by mochaface May 23, 2014

brink of browning

When an individual is about to shit themselves and is mere seconds away from having an accident.

I have to go to the bathroom right now! I'm on the brink of browning!

by TheTwistedFalcon June 22, 2019

Brown Nooner

Anal sex on your lunch break.

"Sean and I just had a brown nooner and now my asshole is sore."

by Pink Wiggle February 25, 2024

Brown Meteor

A Brown Meteor is when you poop in a sock, then swing it around really fast, leaving a stench circle. To make it a Brown Comet, you need to let go and let it fly into a wall or person.

James: Brown Meteor, locked and loaded.

Lucas: Swing her around champ.

by DUNC3 March 4, 2025

Brown Pull

When you shit into your hands and then jack off using the shit as your lube

Eddie: "where's Glen gone"
Adam: "he's down in the toilets having a brown pull"

by Manson81 October 12, 2022

Brown Death

Brown death is disease carried by Indian people, the disease is airborne and waterborne. It happens when they dance to Garba too fast.

Please help me, Spice Jet is landing, brown death is being released.

by Chingchongeaterkilla December 3, 2018

Ron Brown

US bureaucrat murdered by the Clintons. The story goes as follows. Brown was travelling over Croatia and his plane 'crashed' *shot down* Brown survived the initial impact but a cleanup crew got there by helicopter and executed him with a .45 caliber pistol as shown in the autopsy.

Are you going to expose what the boss is doing? No! I don't want to get Ron Browned!

by Saratosia November 10, 2021