Definitions by TheTwistedFalcon

brink of browning 

When an individual is about to shit themselves and is mere seconds away from having an accident.

I have to go to the bathroom right now! I'm on the brink of browning!

brink of browning by TheTwistedFalcon June 22, 2019

Sir Glancelot 

Somebody who has a major staring problem.

"I'm trying to listen to what you're saying, but it's kind of hard to because of Sir Glancelot over there."

Sir Glancelot by TheTwistedFalcon March 11, 2019