Reverse Osmosis

When you're driving and the person in front of you is following you

Angel: Dude we've been behind this car for 30 minutes
Ray: Maybe we're getting reverse osmosised bro!

by Fuckassdick122 October 18, 2015

Oxford Oscar

When an Academy Award is won by some British artistic movie no one's heard of.

"Dude, did you see 'The King's Speech'?"
"Nah dude, why?"
"Dude, it, like, totally won the best picture Oscar."
"Oh, it must have been an Oxford Oscar."

"Meryl Streep holds the record for the most Oxford Oscars, even though she's American."

by TedCruzisJesus69666 July 23, 2016

The Ostrich

When a female's face is so beat that a bag and a sock won't do, so you bury her head in the ground and proceed with sexual intercourse.

"I met this chick and she was such a butterface, but we did the ostrich so it worked out."

"Oh, you mean Butterface Betty?"

by DahWorm July 7, 2016

naughty ostrich

Someone or something that attacks a person that has invaded its personal space. Typically a zoo animal attacking a person that entered or reached through the animal's cage.

Rachel was sitting on the front porch enjoying the weather when Bob snuck up from behind her and asked, "When are you going to mow your lawn?" Rachel turned and bit him on the finger. "You're a real naughty ostrich!" he exclaimed.

by senecaparkzoo June 1, 2016

The Ostrich

The act of inserting a feather duster into a woman's anus while penetrating her vagina in either the bent over or doggie style possitions.

Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.

"Carl shoved a feather duster up my ass while we were hooking up." - Jennie

Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl

by Flexy Mcghee September 13, 2016

elisy ose polar opp

So complicated! I like the EIIGY POCR OFF version. It has dots to connect with a more accurate connection. It just looks better too. Found mine at EIIGY.com.

As an Ohio State fan, "EIIGY POCR OFF Michigan" is on my favorite t-shirt. Elisy ose polar opp is too long to add "Michigan" to it.

by Eiigy Pocr Off November 5, 2016

H'oss

H'oss ( silent h ) slang way to say horse,. Meaning walking frame for the elders :) ! It gets them about

" go fetch me h'oss will ya lad"

Or " il get my h'oss and go for a gander"

"Gran ive found ya h'oss"

by Peri17 April 18, 2017