Restaurant Blue Balls

When you get an overwhelming sensation from seeing your waitress come by your table with food that you think is yours, but it turns out to be another customers leaving you unsatisfied

"Oh fuck bro I thought that Cobb salad was coming my way I got so excited just to be left disappointed "

"Well shit man, you just got restaurant blue balls"

by Dcoops1313 July 20, 2017

living room balls

From the movie "Mr. Saturday Night" (1992). A person having the courage to perform only in his or her living room to an audience of family and friends, as opposed to performing onstage in front of strangers.

You only have living room balls--no way are you ready for the big time.

by anonymous July 23, 2017

Ol’ Ball Coach

nickname for Heisman Trophy-winning Coach Steve Spurrier

The Ol’ Ball Coach beat Clemson 5 years in a row.

by Coop Dupe June 13, 2018

Tokyo Ball Trail

While you're giving your man head you slice his ball sack open with a samurai sword and let him chase his balls leaving a trail of blood.

I made a Tokyo Ball Trail with my homeboy last night.

by TokyoSamurai December 1, 2019

Big Balls Ragnar

The most macho man in the world, cuts his pancakes with a chainsaw, has sex with your auntie, and has the fattest balls in the whole world.

Damn, that is one Big Balls Ragnar right there!

by bigballsulfur April 1, 2019

stir my balls

A synonym for ruffle your feathers

I think he texted me at 2 a.m. just to stir my balls.

by bumpkinpatch October 9, 2019

Ball bag emptier

a female friend with benefits or a prostitute

I'm going to see my Ball bag emptier

by Mone Capitain August 1, 2019