Definitions by Dcoops1313

Restaurant Blue Balls 

When you get an overwhelming sensation from seeing your waitress come by your table with food that you think is yours, but it turns out to be another customers leaving you unsatisfied

"Oh fuck bro I thought that Cobb salad was coming my way I got so excited just to be left disappointed "

"Well shit man, you just got restaurant blue balls"

Restaurant Blue Balls by Dcoops1313 July 20, 2017

Jewish Coinpurse 

The act of a male, during sexual intercourse pouring loose change into the vagina

Last night Joe had some spare change and was feeling really kinky so he gave me a Jewish Coinpurse.

Jewish Coinpurse by Dcoops1313 January 28, 2016