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When you get an overwhelming sensation from seeing your waitress come by your table with food that you think is yours, but it turns out to be another customers leaving you unsatisfied
"Oh fuck bro I thought that Cobb salad was coming my way I got so excited just to be left disappointed "

"Well shit man, you just got restaurant blue balls"
by Dcoops1313 July 19, 2017
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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