Charge 7 Brown Bag

As you are fast-walking to the bathroom and you feel like your colon is about to jump out your ass, only to drop trou and discover that your butt barrel is blocked. You press a litter harder and *POP*.... out of your little brown starfish, the doughy round projectile that was stuck in your turd cutter is expelled like a 155mm using charge 7 red bag, only in this case it is charge brown bag! The projectile is often found stuck to the back of the bowl, flattened out with specks of brown bag residue scattered around it.

Bryan: Damn, Bubba! After stuffing my face at Persis, I had to race to the shitter and fire a Charge 7 Brown Bag.

Chad: Dude! You nasty!

by Arie Ola October 9, 2019

my bag finna rip

When some crazy shit is about to happen and the only warning you can give is “my bag finna rip” because there is simply no better warning to describe the urgency of the impending situation

Ayee “my bag finna rip!!!!”

by Martin Lawrence October 4, 2019

Mouse tail tea bag

When a man sits between a womans legs while she is on her period. He then only uses his teath to pull her tampon out, hitting himself in the face.

I was so drunk last night, i had a mouse tail tea bag from my wife.

by chino_on_ice January 23, 2012

trash canned cake bag

your brother boasting about how ripped they are

brother: look at my six pack
you: shut up you trash canned cake bag

by lil pepe's lil brother June 4, 2018

1/2 on a bag of dank

To go half's in a bad of chronic buddha with a friend/accomplice.

Smoker: "Keen to go '1/2 on a bag of dank'?"
Part-Time Smoker: "Yeah, fo sheezzee, but I only got $5."
Smoker: "'Fuckin fuckya' then cunt."

by Diego September 3, 2003

hoe bag numero uno

The number one slut with no self respect.

Whose that hoe bag numero uno?!!! What a slut.

by nikki wikki! June 29, 2006

3 piece grab bag

In short it is a package(penis and testicles, 3 parts, hence 3 piece)

I have a 3 piece grab bag

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009