Definitions by chino_on_ice

Shanghi Slammer 

When a lady uses a set of chopsticks to jerk you off while sucking your cock

If my wife gives my cock a shanghi slammer, it doesnt get her stroke hand dirty.

Shanghi Slammer by chino_on_ice January 23, 2012

Mouse tail tea bag 

When a man sits between a womans legs while she is on her period. He then only uses his teath to pull her tampon out, hitting himself in the face.

I was so drunk last night, i had a mouse tail tea bag from my wife.

Mouse tail tea bag by chino_on_ice January 23, 2012