THE BROWN COBRA

When one is taking a standing dump and the shit doesnt snap yet enters the water and to your surprise the heads, which is flat like a cobra from the intsense squeezeing of ones buttcheeks, final resting place is on the toilet seat staring into your soul like a brown cobra.

Wow went in the toilet after sarah and seen the brown cobra

by Scotty0161 April 4, 2024

brown nose creeper

When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad

Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.

by The mad shatter June 18, 2014

Ron Brown

US bureaucrat murdered by the Clintons. The story goes as follows. Brown was travelling over Croatia and his plane 'crashed' *shot down* Brown survived the initial impact but a cleanup crew got there by helicopter and executed him with a .45 caliber pistol as shown in the autopsy.

Are you going to expose what the boss is doing? No! I don't want to get Ron Browned!

by Saratosia November 10, 2021

Brown Death

Brown death is disease carried by Indian people, the disease is airborne and waterborne. It happens when they dance to Garba too fast.

Please help me, Spice Jet is landing, brown death is being released.

by Chingchongeaterkilla December 3, 2018

Brown Margaret

Coined in 1951, a brown margaret is a sexual act, where one does not wipe after a bowel movement is given a rimjob.

Person 1: "Oh man, last night was crazy, my mouth still tastes terrible."
Person 2: "Did you go down on a chick or something?"
Person 1: "Nah man, I gave her a brown Margaret."

by RipVanWinkle1907 April 30, 2025

Brown F

A brown F is a letter grade less than an A for a person who is desi.

How did you do on the exam?

Desi kid- I got a Brown F.

You failed?!?

Desi kid- might as well have. I got a B+. My parents are going to kill me.

by Frisky dingo May 6, 2013

brown syrup

Where you take a funnel and shove it someone ass. Then pour syrup into the funnel while eating mexican food causing the person to shit the syrup out.

" lets make some brown syrup with my pancakes"

by Usememeel1 April 19, 2017