mattzsexual

someone who is mattzsexual is someone who glazes mattz vr, the VR content creator, typically in a hateful way.

person 1: i hate mattz vr so much he exposed my favorite youtuber samgaming01!!
person 2: sucks to suck
person 1: because of that, I will expose mattz vr!!
person 2: ah, such a mattzsexual

by nyahahh December 7, 2024

Matthew Perry Combo

The Matthew Perry combo is when you get high on both ketamine and buprenorphine at the same time. (His previous heart/artery issues combined with this combination is what caused his death, not the combo itself). You will indeed get zooted off your ass if you take this combo, and is a phenomenal concoction of scientific wonders that will take you from the 3rd dimension to the 3.5th dimension.

Dude, my friends and I took the Matthew Perry combo last night and got fucking blasted. Those buprenorphine strips are weak as fuck though, so we had to double down. Weak ass fucking government opioids, next time we'll have to try the lil peep combo.

by Dfenley December 8, 2024

Mattress humper

Someone that spends more time masturbating than having a life.

"im not talking to some fucking mattress humper"

by H0nyoka December 8, 2024

Matthew

Can only be defined as HAWT!!!

Girl 1: "OMG look at that super fit lad"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah! Hubba Hubba! That's a Matthew! So Hawt!

by OiOiOi!Baaaaaka! December 12, 2024

Matthias Fleur

“We’ll run away together, just you and me.” The cliches of red plastic cups, graffitied walls, and endless city lights are constants in his existence. Impulsive, daring escapades—born from the recklessness of youth—define his days. Judging stares and disapproving whispers from adults mean nothing to him; he thrives in the bitter frost of early mornings, feeling utterly free as though destiny bends at his will. His smile is a locked door, silently declaring, You don’t know me. You never will.

An unsolvable mystery, he draws others in with layers of complexity bound by time and wear, each detail enticing the curious to dig deeper. A guitar prodigy with the spirit of a rockstar, his fiery energy flirts with destruction. His aesthetic mirrors his essence: veiny clothing, buffalo Londons, and silver necklaces. He lives in the analog haze of walkman cassette players, and old vinyls, exuding a raw, unfiltered charisma. He is a fleeting yet unforgettable moment—a living enigma, impossible to pin down yet mesmerizing to behold.

“i wanna be matthias fleur so bad.” we get it.

by Matthias Fleur December 13, 2024

Matthew

A very sexy black man, so sassy and doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut

Wow have you seen Matthew he's so sexy

by J4zzyB4exoxo December 15, 2024

mattress

A sleep rectangle that marketers made complicated.

“Alex’s laptop melted after loading his 59th mattress comparison tab”

“Matt spent 43,981 hours browsing mattress reviews, triggering an intervention and a Boring Mattress.”

by boringmattress December 18, 2024