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suck my middle dick finger 

1. A phrase used to when someone is pissed off about something and wants to be left alone.

2. Another way to say 'fuck off' or 'suck my dick'
Nick: you can leave my room

Bailey: suck my middle dick finger

Nick: no thanks

White Claw Finger 

This occurs when you have ripped open too many delicious White Claws with the same finger in one session, leading to mild pain and redness in and around the nail bed of the affected finger.

Symptoms include pain with opening another White Claw, having too much fun, and occasionally, blacking out.
"Bro, I crushed so many Claws last night that I came down with a nasty case of White Claw Finger" -Brad

"Only one cure for that bro, let's go get more Claws!" -Chad

"Ya bro, ain't no laws am I right?" -Brad
White Claw Finger by A6969C August 31, 2019

Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger 

A man who was sober and ate cooked yogurt out of a microwave, and got a finger shoved up his ass. CYAF’s are very rare to find. There’s at least one Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger in this world.
WOAH do you see that cooked yogurt ass finger over there, he cooked yogurt and shoved big finger up ass! woah! - jesus 2k20

The Quick Finger Shocker 

If you're ever in a fight and need to pull a move in order to escape. Just pull down your enemy's pants and stick you're finger in their ass.
Alex: Yoo John what happened last night
John: I was in a scuff with Rob but he pulled The Quick Finger Shocker on me and got away

cut.off.finger 

A super cool and swaggy and sexy tiktok user 😫makes the best content on the entire app
"Are you simping over cut.off.finger too?"

"Yes ofc, they are awesome"

The Frankfurt fingerbang 

The art of angrily fingerbanging a girl while scream reciting Mein Kampf
While deployed I met your mother while giving her the Frankfurt fingerbang