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half-zombied

a state in which your brain is too lazy to do anything useful and make sense, so you just stay put on one place and do nothing. But not yet total-zombied for you can still blank stare at people and say "uh huh?"
Andy : "hey dude, what's up?"
Cez : ... (blank stare at the floor)
Andy : "dude?"
cez : (slowly look at Andy) "uh huh?"
(staring back to the floor)
Andy : "damn man, you're half-zombied today"
by Lanatia March 2, 2009
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Zombie Stomper

A 12Ga. shotgun used to kill zombies. Often sawed-off, but not required.
Every zombie movie has some character with a shotgun. They are best for taking the head clean off in one shot. We all know that's the only way to kill a zombie, duh.
by J Adkins September 8, 2005
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Texting Zombie

A person who spends nearly every waking moment, arms stretched out with phone, texting who ever will read it. Usually this person does not acknowledge bystanders. Their most common response is "Text Me". Living conversation is difficult. Attention span at the most is a few minutes. Texting Zombies are growing in number. Avoid them at all cost lest you become one.
Texting Zombie is anyone addicted to texting.
by Macsaroni July 31, 2010
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zombo

type www.zombo.com
by boobah March 23, 2004
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crotch zombie

A sexually discomfiting prank whereby the actor, in the presence of several others in a confined area (such as an elevator), covers his crotch and proceeds to slowly and steadily approach the victim, impressing his pelvic region upon him, moaning and assuming the blank expression of the walking undead (i.e., a zombie).

The purpose of this is to annoy the victim while providing amusement for friends or bystanders within the confined area. If more than one person joins in on the proceedings, it becomes a crotch zombie swarm.

The purpose of covering the actual crotch with one's hands is to provide a physical bulwark of heterosexuality, or no homo.
Man, I crotch zombied Steve real bad in the elevator the other day.
by CrotchZombieCom January 7, 2007
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Zombie Panic

An awesome game. Probably the best mod of Half Life 2. Truly hilarious :D
Boy: Yo shit bro, i was playing ZP the other day, and our barricade broke at the last SECOND! the zombie ate our brains!
2ndBoy: HAHA REALLY? I was in that game of zombie panic, eating your brains!
Boy: Oh wow, watch my shove my foot up you-.
-other boy runs away-
by AgentCK March 30, 2009
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humans vs zombies

What boot camp is to the armed forces, humans vs zombies is to anyone that wants to stand a chance in the impending zombie apocalypse.
The weeklong game, played at over 650 universities, begins with an approximately 1:30 zombie:human ratio, and ends with a final mission. Zombies wear orange bandannas around their heads; humans, around their bulging biceps. Stunned zombies wear bandannas around their necks for ten minutes, during which they walk in shame. A zombie may "turn" a human by eating its brains out, literally.
Well, by tagging a human with its hand, a zombie may figuratively eat the human's brains, thus turning it into a zombie(after a ten-minute transformation period).
A human may stun a zombie for ten minutes by hitting it with a thrown sock or(with higher success rates)shooting it with a Nerf blaster. I myself have shot many a zombie with my trusty Maverick.
Achievements may be earned for such feats as surviving a certain number of days as a human, a day in costume, tagging a certain number of humans, tags while wearing a costume, or a lot of other cool things. Man there are some really cool things that you can do. There are over 20 achievements, depending on what school you're playing at. My personal favorite is the ZOMGWTF achievement; as a human, you hit a live zombie with a thrown Nerf dart and live to tell the tale.
HvZ has many more details and stipulations; take a look at their website if you're intrigued :)
Hey man I heard you got a girl now." -"Affirmative." "That's awesome, how'd you guys meet?" -"Humans vs zombies. I tagged her sweet ass, ate her brains like zombies do. Sweetest brain noms imaginable." "Dayumm I need to start playing this game!" -"Hey humans vs zombies not a game. It's training for real life. The zombie apocalypse is inevitable, man, and when it comes, it will come harder than your mom came last night. We NEED to be prepared.
by Voldemort's Nose July 29, 2011
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