Softy

The stage between a full on erection and a soft unaroused penis, this is called a softy

Bruce: "Yo i saw two guys makin out yesterday".

Joe: " Oh thats pretty nasty"

Bruce: "Yeah but for some reason it gave me a softy"

by Joe Merks January 27, 2008

Salty Pooptatoes

During a rim job, if a man has explosive diarrhea in the woman's mouth, he must promptly turn around, ejaculate into the mouth of the woman, and exclaim "SALTY POOPTATOES!" for all his neighbors to hear.

James said "Yo man, I gave this bitch the salty pooptatoes the other night. Shit was so cash."
Chris replied "Get the fuck off of my dog and get out of my house you motherfucking ginger bastard!"

by Professor Boner November 2, 2011

Salty Sea Dog

When taking a lady from behind, one reaches round and wipes their hand across/in/around the lady minge in order to obtain lady water on one's hand. The mucky hand is then smeared over the lady's face, and the words uttered 'Avast, the Salty Sea Dog'!

Jesus, that kebab was rank. It tasted like a Salty Sea Dog

by jamjam41 July 3, 2008

Salty Mooncake

A sexual act where a salty solution is inserted into a moon cake like part of the body

"yo dude took this girl home last night. gave her one salty mooncake alright. . .."

high five

by Chinkalinka September 25, 2010

Salty Lunker

Slang for large heavy penis.

Man, my back hurts from carring this Salty Lunker around everywhere

by tsukisan December 17, 2012

Salty Carl

Two lesbians piss on each other's pile of shit (must be three feet high), roll around in it repeatedly then scissor, while a man named Carl cums in one's ear. Then a Mexican masked pro-wrestler jumps on the fatter lesbian's stomach and head dives into the skinnier lesbian's pussy. Then she performs a Mexican masked pro-wrestler child birth into previously stated pile of shit and piss.

Two lesbians piss on each other's pile of shit (must be three feet high), roll around in it repeatedly then scissor, while a man named Carl cums in one's ear. Then a Mexican masked pro-wrestler jumps on the fatter lesbian's stomach and head dives into the skinnier lesbian's pussy. Then she performs a Mexican masked pro-wrestler child birth into previously stated pile of shit and piss. Now you've performed the "Salty Carl."

by Carlz Salty May 5, 2014

Solthetic

/sōlˈTHedik/

adjective
1. Concerned with the beauty or appreciation of the beauty of an organism's moral character.
noun
1. A set of principles underlying and guiding the work of a particular organism's benevolence, virtue, just law, moral, or glory.

Person 1: Did you say he made change happen ... peacefully?

Person 2: Yeah, Martin Luther King Jr. boasted quite impressive solthetics in his work on civil rights.

by CLosClean December 14, 2014