Snorked

Verb (also Snork’d)

Liquifying multiple Sharpie markers and drinking them for inspirational aura.

Jean-Claude was snorked off his nog at the Panda Express.

by anonymous December 3, 2024

snorkelize

To add a snorkel to your turbo jeep wrangler in a manner that allows you to use and make up the word "snorkelize"

Man I can't drive through deep water in my jeep wrangler it really needs to be snorkelized

by JuiceUnderWRLD December 28, 2024

Snorkel

When you put someone's bare ass in a tank of water and suck on their mouth until the water comes out.

Yo bro can I snorkel you?

by Nogger with an "I" December 31, 2024

Snorkeling Gear

A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.

You best stop acting goofy for you get Snorkeling Gear.

by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025

Snorking

When you fall asleep during a game of cards then start pounding your ham

Damn dude look at John, he’s been snorking ever since he lost fish and fell asleep

by Gothmommylover May 4, 2025

Snorkel fanny

A vagina that resembles and also clamps and seals like a snorkel mouthpiece

ROB GURMAN "By golly, fam... I hear Thelma’s got a bit of a snorkel fanny?!"
DENNY REECE : "She has indeed, my boy. I can attest to that. Thing’s got more suction than a Dyson on steroids"

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by Gollywobble July 13, 2025

Snorkel smoking

A horrible sexual act with three parties were one blows vape smoke(preferably mango) down the urethra of another, then the third member sucks the smoke and flavor back out.

"Brooo.... I just got the best snorkel smoking of my life" from diss busnach

by Purplerage October 20, 2025