the panda express

the sexual act of doing a quick preview of different variations of sexual moves in both the vagina and in the butt hole and than busting inside the woman's mouth

Amanda couldn't decide what she wanted so i just gave her the panda express

by sock123 September 22, 2010

panda express

A restuarant serving food to average, American caucasian families who think they are "adventorous" by eating "authentic" Chinese food.

Chinese guy: I can't go to your house because I am having dinner in a Chinese restuarant.
White kid: ZOMG!! I LOOOOOOOOVE CHINESE FOOD. I LIKE EAT PANDA EXPRESS EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!! ORANGE CHICKEN ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kanorfsky January 14, 2007

Panda Express

The worlds premier multi-national dining experience: Americanized Chinese food served to you by Mexicans.

Welcome to Panda Express. What entre would you like? Orange Chicken. Si Senor.

by sgman69 May 8, 2011

Panda Express

When you are raped by a gang of angry pandas.

John was never really the same after he got the panda express.

by Chris September 14, 2008

panda express

fast food Chinese restuarant. delicious food and good service. kung pao chicken with steamed rice=yummy goodness

Mom: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Panda Express!!!!!!!!

by SexyLexie August 18, 2007

panda express

Delicious Chinese food found in many mall food courts. nothing like ham fried rice and orange chicken with some sweet and sour pork. mmm mm good

"Hey wanna go get some panda?"
"Yes. Yes I do."

by Panda_Enjoyer August 16, 2005

Panda Express

The Panda Express is a risque sexual maneuver in which the male places rice and noodles from panda express in his mouth and proceeds to splooge all over his partners breasts. Next he spits up his Chinese treat on her creamy chest and the girl squeezes her breasts together and eats his Chinese delight.

Guy- Hey, are you hungry?

Girl- Yeah, I'm starving! I could go for some Panda Express right now!

by 69_yessss November 28, 2009