past tense form of the verb “snork” which means to spit a jackfruit seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera (Needless to say, this term doesn’t see a whole lot of foot traffic.)
It was ‘96 when a crazy Aussie from Poowong North, Vic was challenged by his mates to spit a melon seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera on his upcoming junket to NYC. After practicing for weeks, spitting into a bucket from a eucalyptus tree, he asked for one allowance. The melon seed didn’t have sufficient heft to go the estimated distance. He was granted the use of a jackfruit seed. He then honed his skill until he had the precision of a sniper, “one shot, one kill”. On the night of the event, he and his wife (referee) took their seats nearest the stage on the third balcony. He sat through Giordano’s “Andrea Chenier” biding his time, waiting for just the right moment to do the deed and slink off into the night without being caught. The moment came at the very end of the performance when the audience cheered in appreciation for the talents of Pavarotti. He hurled that jackfruit seed with all the power he could generate from his manbag and then doubled over in a feigned hacking fit to disguise his action while his wife followed it to its intended target…and bingo! There have been no other “known” attempts. “Snorking” was never used until his triumphant return to Poowong North when one of his mates coined the term while fumbling through a toast in his honor.
It was ‘96 when a crazy Aussie from Poowong North, Vic was challenged by his mates to spit a melon seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera on his upcoming junket to NYC. After practicing for weeks, spitting into a bucket from a eucalyptus tree, he asked for one allowance. The melon seed didn’t have sufficient heft to go the estimated distance. He was granted the use of a jackfruit seed. He then honed his skill until he had the precision of a sniper, “one shot, one kill”. On the night of the event, he and his wife (referee) took their seats nearest the stage on the third balcony. He sat through Giordano’s “Andrea Chenier” biding his time, waiting for just the right moment to do the deed and slink off into the night without being caught. The moment came at the very end of the performance when the audience cheered in appreciation for the talents of Pavarotti. He hurled that jackfruit seed with all the power he could generate from his manbag and then doubled over in a feigned hacking fit to disguise his action while his wife followed it to its intended target…and bingo! There have been no other “known” attempts. “Snorking” was never used until his triumphant return to Poowong North when one of his mates coined the term while fumbling through a toast in his honor.
Orchestra member: Say, Bob…I noticed that you missed that high note in the last stanza.
Bob: Yeah, I got snorked again.
Bob: Yeah, I got snorked again.
by goose_on_a_roof October 14, 2022
You are playing Texas Hold 'em, and winning the hand until your opponent hits his card on the river. You have been snorked.
or
You are playing softball and winning by 7 runs going into the last inning. The opposing teams roars back, scores 8 runs, wins the game, and in so doing, they have snorked you.
or
You are playing softball and winning by 7 runs going into the last inning. The opposing teams roars back, scores 8 runs, wins the game, and in so doing, they have snorked you.
by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 8, 2010
person1 "damn bro that poll is so snorked!"
person2 "yeah dude. that poll is fucked, dude needs to straighten it."
person2 "yeah dude. that poll is fucked, dude needs to straighten it."
by Xin_the_face_of_warX October 10, 2005
verb
past tense to snork;
To shoot liquids from the nose as a result from laughing too hard or abruptly.
past tense to snork;
To shoot liquids from the nose as a result from laughing too hard or abruptly.
by Foxy Mop September 24, 2007
by eekemper December 7, 2004
by Smooshingbooties October 31, 2017
A classic 80s cartoon made by Hanna-Barbera, about tiny playful, multi-colored underwater creatures dressed like humans named Snorks (plural for Snork) that use their built-in snorkels to dart about and make music.
It is similar to The Smurfs cartoon but set on underwater. In this cartoon, Snorks have their pet octopuses as well.
It is similar to The Smurfs cartoon but set on underwater. In this cartoon, Snorks have their pet octopuses as well.
Person 1: Have you heard of the Snorks cartoon? I remember watching this as a kid.
Person 2: Yes! I remember this, it's so classic!
Person 2: Yes! I remember this, it's so classic!
by Ryan900USAYT August 30, 2022