short records 

Another name for old school 45 rpm vinyl records, the song lengths are usually under 3 minutes.

Man! J-Rocc from the Beat Junkies was KILLING the short records

short records by J-Solo October 20, 2013

short on the gate 

Used to describe someone who is nearing the end of a prison/jail term, or other long term commitment such as a bad job.

Yo homie, my dawg short on the gate. Don't be gettin his ass in no trouble.

short on the gate by joesarmy October 2, 2015

short kamikaze 

The act of a midget front flipping into a woman's vagina to inflict as much pain as possible on contact.

I heard bill's mom gets a short kamikaze in the ass every night

short kamikaze by J. L. Schlong Jr. December 13, 2016

Short-Snout

A pig-like deformity where one's nose becomes erect, almost like a pig's snout

OMG, you have short-snout!

Short-Snout by oldprick78 April 13, 2017

short fried 

When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.

Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!

Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!

short fried by Jeeper621 May 17, 2017

short term mammary loss

A condition of short term memory loss generally caused by the site of boobs, whether clothed or naked the effects are the same.

Dude I totally got short term mammary loss the other day when I saw Becky's boobs in her new bikini at the beach

short term mammary loss by HallowsEnd June 28, 2017

Short Arm Syndrome

when a male (typically of teenage years/ one who plays minecraft) has a large ego, therefore thinking he is the best. Often, he will boast or brag. Abbreviated as S.A.S

John plays with his cannons so much, he's developed Short Arm Syndrome.

Short Arm Syndrome by young_volcanoes September 19, 2017