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jaboodian short snout 

The process of sticking a short snout crocidle into ones anus and having it open its jaws all the way open and then cumming in the process.
Last night at the zoo I had a little fun and did a jaboodian short snout!

Short in the Snout

When a guy is lacking in the pants. When he has a small penis, like a tiny dogs snout.
Person 1: How was your Tinder date the other night?
Person 2: It was ok, he was a little short in the snout though.
Short in the Snout by MrsGiblets August 15, 2020

poop shoot snoot 

Billy is such an poop shoot snoot, always sucking somebodies ass to get ahead.
poop shoot snoot by DaHypE August 22, 2022

Shoot snoot 

shoot snoot /SHUTE-snute/, verb
1. To shoot nasal mucus
2. To shave by firing a gun
3. To cut a sunflower down the middle with a machete
4. To turn dark gray.
1. When I shoot snoot, it is always vitreous.
2. I had to shoot snoot this morning.
Shoot snoot by Sodium Thallium E! October 16, 2007

Twist and Shout 

A combination of utter beauty and the burning pain of a thousand suns, wrapped into a single fanfiction. Readers have, on many occasions, wished death upon themselves for reading it, death upon others for writing it, and commonly use the phrase "Twist and rip my fucking heart out." Additionally, due to the previously mentioned pain of the narrative, readers, after finishing this emotional hell, have severe emotional reactions to seemingly harmless phrases. For example, "I can dig Elvis," "See you then," and even the three little words, "I love you," bring on a wave of uncontrollable pain. Those who have read it share common masochism, inability to listen to the music of Elvis Presley, and fear of beaches.
Person 1: "Wow, I'm kind of concerned. I thought it would be fun to take a family trip to the beach, but she just had this breakdown once she saw the water."""

Person 2: "I know. I talked to her a little bit ago, but I could hardly understand her. Something about Twist and Shout?"

great shout 

The insinuation to call another person on an appropriate or decent comment. How well the others in the room react or how good the comment is, the more people will reply with "GREAT SHOUT!"
"This homework is absolute shit"
"Great shout"
great shout by JamesSNIPER December 3, 2007