The Puppy Problem

When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.

Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.

Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.

by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012

Kardashian problem

A problem that you created so you could fix it so you didn't look as stupid as you really are.

Donald Trumps entire presidency is a Kardashian problem.

by Thunder memes June 11, 2019

Emoji Problems...

When a emoji doesn't pop up, and once you send it it turns into . Then people ask 'why did you type to me' and then your completely confused and embarrassed for the whole day. You then think about it for a long time and your uncomfortable and scared that your friendship will end.

Jasons Phone: Your really cute! !!
Heathers Phone: What does mean?
Jasons Phone: Oh my emojis didn't send?!
Heathers Phone: Thats what you call emojis? heh that's weird!
Jasons Phone: :'( Sorry... That was embarrassing... Emoji Problems...

by UrbanDictionaryProblems April 20, 2018

Thirst World Problems

Problems that are only experienced by people with an abundance of admirers and/or partners.

"That guy I was flirting with wants me - but he won't date polyamorous chicks." *Sulks*
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"

by CiciMcGee May 29, 2021

Lever problem

Leave 'er problem

A problem to be left for someone else to deal with. Usually encountered at the end of a long day (or night) just before the next shift is set to start.

"Ok, we've got the original problem fixed, but now the lights don't work..."

"Sounds like a lever problem to me, its almost quitting time"

by notapseudonym August 7, 2008

Problem Caller

Someone who calls the same establishment over and over with no respect or boundaries of the actual establishment. This mainly applies if you work at a call based job and the same person always calls and makes your life more difficult.

Friend: "Wow, Thomas has called 5 times today about random shit we can't help him with"
Me: "Sounds like Thomas is a problem Caller"

by irbanurban22 February 29, 2024

Problem

No. That isn't it.

Hym "My problem with you is that you're supposed to be saving me, bitch! What is the point of all that working out if you aren't going to carry me to the hospital!? You amd Brett fucking. She's too busy getting piped and YOU are just... I don't even know what the fuck you are doing! Chumming it up with the guy who is doing the thing I said not to do? This is why the global genocide Chris. It all needs to end! We need to push the planet into the sun and call it quits. Humanity suicide pact."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025