Paracite

The reviewer of a scientific publication who forces you to cite their own irrelevant paper.

One of the reviewers wants me to cite his paper on cancer biology in my manuscript of the mechanisms of bacterial resistance. What a paracite!

by amretal January 5, 2023

parkview london

It is one of the worst schools to exist it has mid-teachers mid classrooms and boring playgrounds. It also has the worst school food except on Fridays and breaks. In other words, Parkview is the worst school ever

parkview london is such a shit school

by Big Balls Jasper January 20, 2023

Parasitic acid

Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, it’s this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and it’s the most toxic substance I’ve ever consumed like it’s truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like there’s advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just can’t stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe it’s just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere it’s just so magnificent.

Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!

by Myshoeisanuke February 21, 2023

paravdeep

A rare name used to define the most awesome person in the universe.

Today, I feel like a Paravdeep!

by TanyaC March 11, 2023

parmvir

He is a runner, but he keeps coming back for the syrup.

Hank!

Ye boss?

Call Virgil, tell him to bring to hounds. Looks like we have our selves a parmvir...

GG parmvir.

by ParmvirIsARunner April 14, 2023

Parasite

A man who is clingy or possessive of his partner.

Jenny’s got a parasite and she couldn’t get rid of him!

by AntToeKnee Sapp May 3, 2023

paraide

Da long succession of sweet-tooth-afflicted children who descend on da driving- and marching-exhibits for Independence Day dat are lined up at da starting-point, and beg candy off'n them while they're still just sitting there, even before said procession actually gets started on their clanging and booming way down Main Street!

Many towns have stopped allowing candy to be distributed at their annual "mass-march down Main Street" shindig, to reduce da safety risks and health detriments; said restriction prevents said festivities from including an initial "paraide", as well.

by QuacksO July 9, 2023