a hypothetical time of day uttered in response to the question of "what time is it." when consumption of said malted beverage becomes an event that is either inevitable or required to proceed with life as we know it in modern society. No other time expression exists with beer in it, ie. there is no beer fifteen, or quarter to beer, there is also not a half past a beer or beer forty five. If it is not exactly beer thirty when someone asks you just say its getting close to beer thirty.
by nick May 09, 2005
Predominant weight gain in a woman’s abdomen that could easily be mistaken for pregnancy, but is actually the result of substantial beer consumption
by iheartbeers March 18, 2011
A beer (or beers) you drink while doing your homework. Often followed by getting trashed once homework is done. This is often done by college students who wish to participate in a "Wasted Wednesday" but who have homework due the next day-thus they drink while they work and by the time they are finished, have caught up to the rest of the party.
"Wasted Wednesday tonight?"
"I guess so-I have physics homework due tonight though."
"so how many homework beers tonight?"
"I guess so-I have physics homework due tonight though."
"so how many homework beers tonight?"
by SexiLexi2113 February 17, 2009
The false sense of warmness that comes from drinking enough beer when it is cold outside, thus causing you to think wearing a jacket is not necessary.
by Janarchy August 26, 2009
It is where men will meet and possibly discuss anything of importance and possibly plan a resolution to the problem. e.g. bloke having missus problems, organising a road trip, pub crawl. These are commonly held friday afternoons either at a pub or a blokes place. Also can be held before sporting events, and anytime where it maybe deemed necessary. And Beer must be consumed.
by FatGimp July 29, 2009
Shitty beer is best defined as natty ice or other cheap beer. also known as "shit beer" or "cat piss"
by slidewayz March 23, 2009
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze-cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.
by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003