FatGimp's definitions

Geriatric Roulette

Take a sleeping tablet and a laxative at the same time and if you wake up without shitting your pants you have won.

Bob: Want to play a game? how about Geriatric Roulette
Karl: Nah not in the mood to see if I shit myself in my sleep.

by FatGimp December 16, 2019

Biebercaust

Where all the Bieber fans kill themselves or get killed. It is a day of rejoice and faith in humanity to know that these certain beings are eradicated from our society.

NEWS: Bieber smokes weed.
Beliebers: we going to kill ourselves
Normal People: Yet another Biebercaust

by FatGimp January 8, 2013

Beer Summit

It is where men will meet and possibly discuss anything of importance and possibly plan a resolution to the problem. e.g. bloke having missus problems, organising a road trip, pub crawl. These are commonly held friday afternoons either at a pub or a blokes place. Also can be held before sporting events, and anytime where it maybe deemed necessary. And Beer must be consumed.

Bloke texts his mates: Men we need a beer summit at corner pub this fri arvo.

by FatGimp July 29, 2009

Snot Rocks

This is where from being in a dusty area, you form small rocks in your nose from the collected dust. They look similar to popping rocks.

Bloke 1: Man this stupid dust in sydney, given me snot rocks.

by FatGimp September 23, 2009

Terry Tough guy

A bloke or person who thinks they are tough but are weak as piss

bloke one: I'm going to knock your head in
bloke two: C'mon terry tough guy
*bloke two bashes bloke one

by FatGimp November 22, 2009

Lets put another shrimp on the barbie

When either a stupid yank or pommy tries to be australian. By the time they have said it the aussie should have snapped the touro.

pommy: put another shrimp on the barbie
aussie: snaps him

by FatGimp February 4, 2005

slurry fart

It is the portmanteau from Sloppy and Curry. Slurry means a sloppy curry fart. Its when you follow through when you don't mean to, or when you just put to much pressure behind a fart and you end up shitting your pants.

bloke1: *sloppy fart sound*
bloke2: Tell me that was not a slurry fart
bloke1: I don't think i followed through though
bloke2: go check yourself

by FatGimp March 10, 2008