muffinroll

A person who, while playing board games, puts the dice on their mouth and rolls the muffin.

That guy is a total muffinroll, he rolled his muffin when casting a fireball in D&D.

by MuffinRoll February 28, 2018

Muffin pussy

When your FUPA and your muffin top meet and create an alternate usable crevice

I was banging Kim last night and accidentally glazed her muffin pussy

by 47thumper October 2, 2019

Muffin smuggler

A lesbian who can get a straight woman to cheat on her husband by sleeping with her.

Damn, Susan is a total muffin smuggler.

by Ohyeah225 December 9, 2019

Muffin Game

This game is played by 2 Or more males, for this game you need: a Muffin, 2 Or more Idiots, and a place your mom wont catch you in. Instructions: place a muffin on the floor, then pull out your 2 millimetre defeater and stand around the muffin. then on the count of 3 you all start to jerk on the muffin. last one to Cum, eats the muffin

Person 1: wanna play the muffin game?
Person 2: sure, let me ask Jacob and Mack too

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

Madi Muffin

A silly sally, and my lovely little panda.

http://media.putfile.com/ Namsayin--Madi-

That Madi Muffin sure is the best. Namsayin'?

by penguinpie December 15, 2008

Cog Muffin

Cog Muf-fin
-noun-
1.The thing one wants most out of this world.

"Nick really wants Lee more than world peace, therefore she is his cog muffin!"

by Nicholas Scott Oliver November 6, 2007

tummy muffin

Used when referring to sledding on your stomach.

I went sledding on my tummy muffin.

by Dave Jenson November 9, 2007