mickey mouse ears

The shape made by the hairline in a certain type of male pattern baldness, where two big circles have eaten into the hairline at the temples. This gives the hairline the shape of a set of mickey mouse ears.

Boy, Joe needs to shave his head. Those mickey mouse ears are getting horrendous. If they get any bigger, they'll amalgamate to form a jim from neighbours island.

by drzygote June 21, 2007

lil mouse

The hottest rapper who started at age 13. He's real name is Michael mouse Myers. Has a song called get smoked which he record with lil Wayne later on.

Girl 1: look it lil mouse
Girl2: I so wanna get prego by him
Girl1: tots

by Kmg_one_bishh November 26, 2013

Modest Mouse

Modest Mouse, no matter wat any1 says, did not sell out...dammit it doesnt mean selling out if 1 of ur songs actually gets played on the radio...and their music hasnt changed from their last album at all.

listen 2 bukowski then listen 2 satin in a coffin...the styles r totally the same

by keeper19 March 5, 2005

Anus Mouse

An anus mouse is a house mouse who's anus is a gaping chasm. He is commonly found perched atop bottles, usually liquor or dish detergent, depending on what he is trying to accomplish. It is undetermined whether or not anus mice can be female, as they have no discernible genitals. All that is known about this is the sad fact they can not give, anus mice will only ever receive.

Fun fact: Anus mice are often found in the company of cocks.

"Oh no, how many times do we have to warn Anus mouse not to sit on the hot sauce."

by Beef Coup November 7, 2011

Exploded Mouse

Term used by former movie theater janitors to describe the act of throwing a bloody tampon against the bathroom wall.

My day sucked because I had to clean an exploded mouse off the wall of the women's bathroom.

by de45 October 6, 2015

Mickey mouse slaughterhouse

An altered version of mickey mouse club house, now rated x.

Sam: Yo man lets watch mickey mouse clubhouse!
Charles: nah man, lets watch...mickey mouse slaughterhouse!
Sam: OK.
*Watches mickey mouse slaghterhouse*
Sam: HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK.
Charles: Shudda' Warned you man.

by Komoris May 1, 2021

taking the mouse

'Mouse' derives from Mickey Mouse, thus to take the mouse is to take the mickey. Taking the mickey is to make fun of something/someone or to take the piss.

Are you taking the mouse??!!

by mrt3a May 14, 2011