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mickey mouse bullshit 

1)when you get bullshit information at your job and no one cares that you work for weeks with no weekend to see your family.

2)menial task that are passd on to you to make your chain of command feel like they know how to run a unit.
man we got passed bad word again and i have to go to the field over the weekend for the 3 time this month, this shit is mickey mouse as fuck.

Why is the unit always pulling this mickey mouse bullshit

mickey mouse ears

The shape made by the hairline in a certain type of male pattern baldness, where two big circles have eaten into the hairline at the temples. This gives the hairline the shape of a set of mickey mouse ears.
Boy, Joe needs to shave his head. Those mickey mouse ears are getting horrendous. If they get any bigger, they'll amalgamate to form a jim from neighbours island.
mickey mouse ears by drzygote June 21, 2007

lil mouse 

The hottest rapper who started at age 13. He's real name is Michael mouse Myers. Has a song called get smoked which he record with lil Wayne later on.
Girl 1: look it lil mouse
Girl2: I so wanna get prego by him
Girl1: tots
lil mouse by Kmg_one_bishh November 26, 2013

Modest Mouse 

Modest Mouse, no matter wat any1 says, did not sell out...dammit it doesnt mean selling out if 1 of ur songs actually gets played on the radio...and their music hasnt changed from their last album at all.
listen 2 bukowski then listen 2 satin in a coffin...the styles r totally the same
Modest Mouse by keeper19 March 5, 2005

Anus Mouse 

An anus mouse is a house mouse who's anus is a gaping chasm. He is commonly found perched atop bottles, usually liquor or dish detergent, depending on what he is trying to accomplish. It is undetermined whether or not anus mice can be female, as they have no discernible genitals. All that is known about this is the sad fact they can not give, anus mice will only ever receive.

Fun fact: Anus mice are often found in the company of cocks.
"Oh no, how many times do we have to warn Anus mouse not to sit on the hot sauce."
Anus Mouse by Beef Coup November 7, 2011

Exploded Mouse

Term used by former movie theater janitors to describe the act of throwing a bloody tampon against the bathroom wall.
My day sucked because I had to clean an exploded mouse off the wall of the women's bathroom.
Exploded Mouse by de45 October 6, 2015