Moon Pie 

The act of performing cunalingus on a special female while she is on the toilet taking a dump. The smell may be horrific but when its your turn to take a dump and get a blumpkin, the result will be EPIC!! P.S you are a sick bastard...

Steven decided to give his girlfriend a moon pie because she promised to give him a blumkin. Steven doesn't discuss this experience!

Moon Pie by Mandingo aka Big Papi August 13, 2012

moon midget

A short guy whoes always high.

"Why hello there, Tommy!"
"You moon midget!"

moon midget by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

Moon Monkey 

1. Fresh roasted coffee.

2. A specialty coffee roaster out of Illinois.

3. A term used to downplay Starbucks crap.

1. Hey wow this coffee is totally moon monkey.

2. So I bought a pound of Moon Monkey and brewed it at home.

3. Man Starbucks is terrible you should try some Moon MOnkey!

Moon Monkey by TDF December 2, 2004

moon walks 

(dont stoppers) or (spree Wheels)

Dawg, I Swear them moon walks was pullin a Michael Jakson at the light! Dem hoes was choppin like a lumber jack!

moon walks by Big Nic A.K.A. Baby Blue June 2, 2003

Moon Boot 

The recepticle into which a space dock takes place

He slipped that frozen turd into my Moon Boot........

Moon Boot by Appollo 9 August 20, 2003

Moon Chunk

A Chunk of the moon whose sole purpose is to fall from the sky and hit a living organism with enough velocity to kill.
This is also known as moon's tear

Man 1: "Look out for that Moon Chuck"

Man 2: *Dead*

Moon chunk : "My life is now complete"

Moon Chunk by K.Lloyd July 23, 2010

Moon Drops 

When you walk your girl up in the middle of the night for sex by dragging your scrotum back and forth across her face and lips.

Moon dropping can also apply to tea bagging her if she’s an open mouth sleeper.

I gave Rachel the moon drops last night about 2 a.m.

I can always stop her snoring with the moon drops.

Moon Drops by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018