Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.

I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.

by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023

Load Slobber

Tommy Boy Asian

Tommy is SUCH A LOAD SLOBBER
Also is Taco Bell available

by AD Kuttin Up March 28, 2021

Load the dock

When a circumcised man uses the foreskin of another man's uncircumcised penis to jack himself off until he ejaculates.

He had never touched his wiener to another wiener and though tonight he would go all out and load the dock.

by innovayahead November 16, 2014

Loaded Taco

When you shit, cum, piss and fart all in the same time

Guy 1- Man, my girl gave me loaded taco
Guy 2- the fuck?

by Smeemmachine May 9, 2022

scrotum load

A large amount of insults unleashed on one group of girls in order to begin a scuffle.

Did you say Cameron hold himself back from unleashing that scrotum load on that group of whores?

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"

Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.

by TFAssassin November 25, 2020

loaded weekend

You had so many things to do on this weekend that you didn't have time to relax.

That was a loaded weekend. I didn't even have time to sleep.

by Lord_Zex June 14, 2021